You deserve good things, and I want to be one of them.

Ellen Hopkins, Impulse (via ryannxp)

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nothingcanstopthejuggernaut:

When I haven’t masturbated in a week

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justdilla:

gaboddr:

1997 v/s 2013

WUT

lzbth:

quote the mcdonalds menu to me while we make love

lulz-time:

blackorchid2007:

THIS IS THE ONLY WOMAN WHO CAN STAND NEXT TO BEYONCE AND STILL BE THE MOST FABULOUS PERSON IN THE ROOM

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coyotestuck:

eriizabeto:

anniedraws:

livethefaggotry:

You know you did great when they don’t need you anymore…  

SOB

what

manhattanmidnights:

ipaintyouwings:

causethechicksdigit:

tardismyoldgirl:

diaryofajohnlockian:

iwanttoseethestarsdoctor:

chaise-the-red-nosed-chair:

merriemelodie:

This animation is absolutely glorious. Just take a moment to appreciate that this was all done by somebody’s hand; that they slaved over this, and this was the result of a human, not a computer. It’s completely perfect.

are we not gonna talk about the fact that the reflection is Ariel and Prince Eric?

Holy shit

wait… but Sleeping Beauty came out in 1959, and The Little Mermaid came out in 1989…. that’s a 30 year foreshadow….

Disney you clever bastards.

oh my gosh

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sweeneytad:

*dentist slaughters family in front of you*

they’re bleeding because you don’t floss

alrights:

alrights:

alrights:

help im broke i spent all my money on coffee

jk i have 5 more dollars just enough for another coffee

help im broke i spent all my money on coffee

basedgodniall:

I LITERALLY DO 8 SECONDS OF WORK THEN REWARD MYSELF WITH 40 MINUTES OF TUMBLR LIKE CAN I STOP DOING THAT

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ajohnnn:

George Takei you troll

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